Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Rant O' the day...
Thursday, October 23, 2008
No news is...
Thursday, October 16, 2008
MY QUIRKS.
Okay, so after a little tift this weekend I felt I needed to put something at the top of my "Quirks" list.
I cannot stand to be ignored.
You can call me every name in the book, curse me out, respond in whatever manner you may see fit. I'm not saying there won't be an reprecussions (Mom used to say I had a tongue like a razor blade when angered, I'd like to think that razor blade has only sharpened in time...)however, if you ignore me prepare for an outburst of epic proportions. I usually try to maintain control but that doesn't typically last for longer than 24 hours. After which if you continue to ignore me I cannot be held responsible for what I say or do. To put it simply, I lose my mind and all censorship of a normal human being. So there you are. Quirk/Pet peeve numero uno.
- My closet and shoes must be color coordinated by style of clothing and/or shoe. Shirts in one closet from white to black (and all the colors of the rainbow in between). Dress shoes on the bottom of that closet, also color coordinated. Dress pants, skirts, dresses, and belts in the other closet, boots, tennis shoes and flip flops on the floor of THAT closet.
- I can't stand for people to add ingredients to anything I'm cooking. Especially if I don't ask for an opinion. If I thought my food needed improvement, I wouldn't be serving it to you. Don't touch my cooking!!!
- When I'm tired, I pull on my eyebrows, LIKE DAD.
- When I was younger I used to think making the bed was pointless. Now I can't stand for it to be messy. My sheets must be pulled taut with no wrinkles and my blanket the same before I can sleep. The top sheet cannot be tucked in and I must have a top sheet! I also own roughly ten sets of sheets, six pillows and four comforters.
- I have a weakness for stilettos. I am very particular about what constitutes a STILETTO. A high heel, is NOT a stiletto.
- I like to wash my hands. A lot. Even after just sitting in class for a few hours, I feel the need to wash my hands. I'm going to wash my hands now. :)
- I'm also like Tracy and our Mother when imitating someone, my voice raises several octaves. It does this when not doing imitations also. Basically, I'm loud.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
This was Friday night out with
Kel & Christena. When I
come home I have to split my time between Kellie,
Michael, and Mom and Dad. If Kellie feels she is shorted on quality time in any way, I will not hear the end of it. Luckily for me Michael got called for a funeral detail Friday afternoon and wouldn't return until Saturday night, so I dodged the Kellie bullet this trip! Michael and I spent Sunday after church shooting my new gun. I feel like I need some extra security since I live alone. So Daddy offered to let me use one of his guns while I live up here. The choice was "Frank" the .357 revolver or "Harry" a .45 ruger. While I liked the look of the Ruger better (hey, I'm a girl!) we both felt (and saw) that I was more accurate with Frank. The best part of our shooting session was me sitting in a fire ant pile. What I thought was just ants on my shoes turned out to be my all of my body covered in fire ants.
Michael attempted to brush them off
but fire ants are aggressive little jerks
and they were actually BITING my
shirt and we couldn't even brush them off! He still chides me for trying to stomp
them off my feet while sitting down.
I didn't know I was actually sitting on the pile because, well, I was sitting on the pile.
My new toy....
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Let me tell you something...
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged."
My name is Kim, and i'm a pretty big deal.
Aside from that, I make a commitment right here and now to post on this blessed blog (created by my WONDERFUL Boggs) at least twice a month so that my family can see pictures of me and know more of what i'm up to.
Check back soon for posts actually posted by Kimmy!
-Boggs
P.S. It's part of my moral code to hate stupid people
This is Kimberly writing. Boggs, thanks for the Auburn football photo, you know me so well! I also happen to loathe Barack Obama. For various reasons. I loathe the sorority girls at Auburn University who think they are being progressive by voting for someone that they know nothing about because it's "trendy". I don't watch the CW, but if I was a moron and did I would boycott it because of their moronic commercials about voting republican. Let me ask you something, why should anyone who makes more than $250k, who most likely worked their ass off for it, have to pay extra taxes for the worthless wastes of space that live on government welfare? Listen Barack, just because your mom was a hood rat and you didn't have a dad doesn't mean that working class people should have to pay for more people like you and she. Period. End of story. As far as the war in Iraq goes, you know nothing about war or patriotism Mr. HUSSEIN.